Born........................................... |
Reluctantly in a forces hospital, Malta, Nov. 11. |
Hair............................................ |
Barber's nightmare with two crows, vaguely rat coloured |
Eyes........................................... |
One bad one, one very bad one. Both phelgm green. And a pair of
glasses. |
Height....................................... |
6 foot. |
Weight...................................... |
Over |
Former
Occupations............... |
Art student, tea boy, gopher, vicious cartoonist for local paper,
paint salesman, poster painter and very unemployed person. |
Favourite drink........................ |
Swindon tap water, Wadworths Old Timer
Beer, or a glass of Mann's with a digestive biscuit next to a real
fire. |
Favourite Food........................ |
Marianne's tuna salads |
Favourite color........................ |
Caucasian, although it looks nice next
to a bit of Negroid and just a spattering of mongroid. |
Favourite sport........................ |
Wit |
Favourite sex position............ |
Alone |
Favourite films......................... |
Eraserhead, Metropolis, The Cabinet of
Dr. Caligari, A Hard Day's Night, Jason and the Argonauts, Charge of
the Light Brigade (recent version), and anything with Hayley Mills. |
Favourite books...................... |
Never read books until age of 15 when
Beatnik frienf lent me The Naked Launch by Williams Burroughs.
Otherwise, comics and catalogues, especially underwear and toy
sections. |
Favourite records.................... |
Trout Mask Replica, Capt.
Beefheart; North Star, Phlip Glass; The Laughing Policeman,
Charles Penrose; Hello Goodbye, the Beatles. |
Favourite new group.............. |
None. I stopped taking in music
properly in 1973. Now I dance in private and wish I couldn't play any
instruments. |
Favourite old group................ |
Anyone, mostly the ones you find in "bargain
bins". |
Favourite singer...................... |
Malcom Mooney |
Favourite album....................... |
Their Satanic Majesties Request,
Rolling Stones. |
Favourite toy soldier.............. |
The Starlux series of sailors (almost
best thing ever invented in France). |
Worst gift to mankind............ |
Thin sliced white bread, Nicholas
Parsons, guns, fashion movements, airplanes in wich I have to travel. |
Favourite Comics.................... |
Dan Dare, Harris Tweed, Mister A, The
Katzenjammer Kids, The Metal Men and Adam Strange. |
Favourite sayings................... |
Everything was beautiful and nothing
hurts and I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal
lobotomy. |
Ambition................................... |
To dominate the universe totally and/or
to be a nice person |
Teenage crush......................... |
Hayley Mills, Valerie Singleton and the
man who played Robinson Crusoe in TV series. |
Instruments played................. |
Rhythm guitar and harmonica. |