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Andy Partridge

 

 

Born........................................... Reluctantly in a forces hospital, Malta, Nov. 11.
Hair............................................ Barber's nightmare with two crows, vaguely rat coloured
Eyes........................................... One bad one, one very bad one. Both phelgm green. And a pair of glasses.
Height....................................... 6 foot.
Weight...................................... Over
Former Occupations............... Art student, tea boy, gopher, vicious cartoonist for local paper, paint salesman, poster painter and very unemployed person.
Favourite drink........................ Swindon tap water, Wadworths Old Timer Beer, or a glass of Mann's with a digestive biscuit next to a real fire.
Favourite Food........................ Marianne's tuna salads
Favourite color........................ Caucasian, although it looks nice next to a bit of Negroid and just a spattering of mongroid.
Favourite sport........................ Wit
Favourite sex position............ Alone
Favourite films......................... Eraserhead, Metropolis, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, A Hard Day's Night, Jason and the Argonauts, Charge of the Light Brigade (recent version), and anything with Hayley Mills.
Favourite books...................... Never read books until age of 15 when Beatnik frienf lent me The Naked Launch by Williams Burroughs. Otherwise, comics and catalogues, especially underwear and toy sections.
Favourite records.................... Trout Mask Replica, Capt. Beefheart; North Star, Phlip Glass; The Laughing Policeman, Charles Penrose; Hello Goodbye, the Beatles.
Favourite new group.............. None. I stopped taking in music properly in 1973. Now I dance in private and wish I couldn't play any instruments.
Favourite old group................ Anyone, mostly the ones you find in "bargain bins".
Favourite singer...................... Malcom Mooney
Favourite album....................... Their Satanic Majesties Request, Rolling Stones.
Favourite toy soldier.............. The Starlux series of sailors (almost best thing ever invented in France).
Worst gift to mankind............ Thin sliced white bread, Nicholas Parsons, guns, fashion movements, airplanes in wich I have to travel.
Favourite Comics.................... Dan Dare, Harris Tweed, Mister A, The Katzenjammer Kids, The Metal Men and Adam Strange.
Favourite sayings................... Everything was beautiful and nothing hurts and I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Ambition................................... To dominate the universe totally and/or to be a nice person
Teenage crush......................... Hayley Mills, Valerie Singleton and the man who played Robinson Crusoe in TV series.
Instruments played................. Rhythm guitar and harmonica.
     
     

 

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